Fuck Yeah Elliott "E-Rod" Rodgers

Elliott is the man.
The man with the plan.

See our porpoise.


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“Hey… I’m sorry, I didn’t want to disturb you, but I thought I should wake you up… I just threw up everywhere. Like on the walls and everything. Yeah, that’s some on your sleeping bag right there… I don’t remember this, I just woke up to it.”
— Elliott Rodgers, at roughly 4 in the morning, overheard from the next tent over [10-10-10]
1 year ago

[7-23-10] via facebook

  • Eva: back in finland
  • Elliott E-Rod Rodgers: hit me up im chillin in oulu with the fam
  • Elliott E-Rod Rodgers: yeah i'm all up in the capitale, eating crepes and taming seadragons with the native denizens of finmark. its awesome over here, im in love with everything except for all of the fucking koalas invading my hotel room at night
1 year ago
“Hey, guys. I figured out why my balls were hurt so bad yesterday. I ate 20 cough drops the day before, each one has 100% of my daily vitamin C. I had vitamin C poisoning!”
— Elliott Rodgers [5-20-10]
1 year ago
#vitamin C#Elliott Rodgers

[4-7-10]

  • Jill: Your shirt is ripped.
  • Elliott: Hahahaha. Thank you.
  • Jill: ...
  • Elliott: I flexed.
  • Jill: Oh? Haha, I didn't see.
1 year ago
#flexing#Elliott Rodgers

[4-6-10]

  • Elliott: You know how I wanted to be a doctor when I grow up?
  • Lovey: Yeah?
  • Elliott: Well now I want to be one of those nature preserve guys.
  • Lovey: You should be one of those rangers that also--
  • Elliott: -- RAPES CHILDREN?
  • Lovey: What?
  • Elliott: DANGER DANGER.
1 year ago
#danger danger#nature preserve#Elliott Rodgers
“Why do you like Lady Gaga so much? It’s like you’re caught in a bad… music attraction.”
— Elliott Rodgers [3-12-10]
1 year ago
#Lady Gaga#Elliott Rodgers
“I like how Henry Clay tries so hard to become president for so many years… And does he ever become president? Hahahahahahaaaa.”
— Elliott Rodgers [3-10-10]
1 year ago
#Henry Clay#Elliott Rodgers

[2-25-10]

  • Lovey: Your hair looks longer.
  • Elliott: Maybe it's just my new underwear. They have manatees.
1 year ago
#manatees#Elliott Rodgers
“Do you want an Altoid or LSD? Because I don’t know which is which…”
— Elliott Rodgers, before vigorously touching my shirt. [1-28-10]
1 year ago
#Altoid#LSD#Elliott Rodgers
“It’s like an Abigail plague”
— Elliott Rodgers, on The Crucible. [2-4-10]
1 year ago
#Abigail#Elliott Rodgers
“CAN I HAVE SOME WATER? Or I’ll shoot myself in the head-otter.”
— Elliott Rodgers [1-5-10]
1 year ago
#rhyming#Elliott Rodgers

[12-3-09]

  • Elliott: ... But will that kill me?
  • Colin: Yes, blood poisoning can kill you.
  • Conversation I walked in on after Elliott had burnt his hand.
1 year ago
#blood poisoning#Elliott Rodgers

[12-1-09]

  • Elliott: You know what it is, it's the weed.
  • Colin: You smoked this morning?
  • Elliott: No...?
  • Colin: Okay.
  • Elliott: AND I WAS ALL LIKE, PISHAWWWW.
1 year ago
1 note
#weed#Elliott Rodgers
“Catherine is blind. All blind people are stupid. Catherine is stupid.”
— Elliott Rodgers, on the nature of logic. [12-1-09]
1 year ago
1 note
#blind#stupid#Elliott Rodgers

[10-28-09]

  • Elliott: *walking into class* I studied so much for this test!
  • Lovey: Why? We get to use our notes.
  • Elliott: GODDAMMIT. *slams a huge stack of flashcards down on desk*
1 year ago
#flashcards#Elliott Rodgers
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